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[mentat] (09:45 30/4/2002)
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Message #10630, posted by [mentat] at 09:45, 30/4/2002 |
![[mentat]](/images/smileys/mentat.gif) Fear is the mind-killer
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I've travelled this whole world of ours from Barnsley to Peru,
I've had sunstroke in the Arctic and a swim in Timbuktu,
I've seen unicorns in Burma and a Yeti in Nepal,
And I've danced with ten-foot pygmies in a Montezuma hall,
I've met the King of China,
And the working Yorkshire miner,
But I've never met a nice South African. No, he's never met a nice South African,
And that's not bloody surprising, man,
'Cos we're a bunch of arrogant b******s,
Who hate black people. I once got served in Woolies after less than four weeks' wait,
I had lunch with Rowan Atkinson when he paid and wasn't late,
I know a public swimming bath where they don't piss in the pool,
I know a guy who got a job straight after leaving school,
I've met a normal merman,
And a fairly modest German,
But I've never met a nice South African. No, he's never met a nice South African,
And that's not bloody surprising, man,
'Cos we're a bunch of talentless murderers,
Who smell like baboons. I've had a close encounter of the twenty-second kind,
That's when an alien spaceship disappears up your behind,
I've got Directory Enquiries after less than forty rings,
I've even heard a decent song by Paul McCartney's Wings,
I've seen a flying pig
In a quite convincing wig,
But I've never met a nice South African. No, he's never met a nice South African,
And that's not bloody surprising, man,
'Cos we're a bunch of ignorant loudmouths,
With no sense of humour (hah-hah-hah). I've met the Loch Ness Monster and he looks like Fred Astaire,
At the BBC in London he's the chief commissionaire,
I know a place in Glasgow which is bright with daffodillies,
I met a man in Katmandu who claimed to have two willies,
I've had a nice Pot Noodle,
But I've never had a poodle,
And I've never met a nice South African. No, he's never met a nice South African,
And that's not bloody surprising, man,
Because we've never met one either,
Except for Bruiten Bruiten-Bach,
And he's emigrated to Paris. Yes, he's quite a nice South African,
And he's hardly ever killed anyone,
And he's not smelly at all,
That's why they put him in prison. http://www.worldofyak.com/flops/flops.cgi?page=lyrics&for=nice-south-african |
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Message #10631, posted at 09:47, 30/4/2002, in reply to message #10630 |
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A great song - it was the B-side to the first single I ever bought - "The Chicken Song"... Written by Rob Grant and Doug Naylor - more famous for writing Red Dwarf. |
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Message #10633, posted at 09:52, 30/4/2002, in reply to message #10632 |
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I thought Colony was quite good. But not a patch on the Red Dwarf novels - have you read those? They're *excellent*. |
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Message #10632, posted by [mentat] at 13:58, 15/6/2002, in reply to message #10631 |
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A great song - it was the B-side to the first single I ever bought - "The Chicken Song"...Written by Rob Grant and Doug Naylor - more famous for writing Red Dwarf. And sh|te Novels, like "Colony", which I doubt anyone else has read, but is truly pants.  |
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Message #10634, posted by [mentat] at 13:58, 15/6/2002, in reply to message #10633 |
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I thought Colony was quite good. But not a patch on the Red Dwarf novels - have you read those? They're *excellent*. Yes Yes. But I read silly amounts of SF (30-60 novels a year) as well as writing the stuff, so I have snobby standards  |
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Message #10635, posted at 13:58, 15/6/2002, in reply to message #10634 |
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Yes Yes. But I read silly amounts of SF (30-60 novels a year) as well as writing the stuff, so I have snobby standards Very impressive... I should read more SF. Care to post anything you've written?  |
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Message #10636, posted by [mentat] at 13:58, 15/6/2002, in reply to message #10635 |
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Very impressive... I should read more SF. Care to post anything you've written?
Not bldy likely. Not on this board, at any rate.  Private screenings might be arrangable sometime... There's some on another board, but I use a different user name there. |
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Message #10637, posted at 13:58, 15/6/2002, in reply to message #10635 |
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Yes Yes. But I read silly amounts of SF (30-60 novels a year) as well as writing the stuff, so I have snobby standards Very impressive... I should read more SF. Care to post anything you've written?
You've got more than enough comedy to get reading, young man |
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Message #10638, posted by [mentat] at 13:58, 15/6/2002, in reply to message #10637 |
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You've got more than enough comedy to get reading, young man
What, you mean for that thing he calls a degree?  |
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Message #10639, posted at 13:58, 15/6/2002, in reply to message #10638 |
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You've got more than enough comedy to get reading, young man What, you mean for that thing he calls a degree?
No, to compete with me |
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Message #10640, posted by [mentat] at 13:58, 15/6/2002, in reply to message #10639 |
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What, you mean for that thing he calls a degree?
No, to compete with me You're obviously a bad influence... |
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Message #10641, posted at 13:58, 15/6/2002, in reply to message #10640 |
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What, you mean for that thing he calls a degree? No, to compete with me
You're obviously a bad influence... You don't know the half of it...... |
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Message #10642, posted by [mentat] at 13:58, 15/6/2002, in reply to message #10641 |
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You're obviously a bad influence...
You don't know the half of it......
Oooooooooooooh! There's MORE?!???? ???! |
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Message #10643, posted at 13:58, 15/6/2002, in reply to message #10642 |
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You're obviously a bad influence... You don't know the half of it......
Oooooooooooooh! There's MORE?!???? ???! There's always more with me, baby... |
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